The Robot with a B-Cup
Recently, they finished a pioneering experiments in which our AI robot โ code name Neuron Jeremy โ analyzed over 150K frames of video, taken randomly from over 3000 videos on xHamster. Our unstoppable machine detected a dozen major porn attributes, and ranked them based on popularity.
The most popular category? The always perky โSmall boobsโ division โ coming in at nearly 78% more popular than large breasts. Given our focus on user-created amateur uploads, a more natural look seems appropriate, no?
Another difference between us and those studio porn sites? Tittyfucking โ listed politely by our Neuron as โboob sexโ โ was the least popular category. Turns out, in real life, women donโt really love getting used like a Fleshjack. On the other hand, oral sex for women appeared less than a tenth of the time that blowjobs did!
Come on, guys! Is there any wonder the world is facing a massive orgasm gap???